Women, we try to love them for what we would like them to be, what we think they ought to be, what we perceive they want to be, and about anything except what they are, and what they say they are. two of the toughest things in life are 1- finding truth in the word of the Devil, and 2- understanding women.
Without attempting to speak for them, here are nonetheless 7 things I have observed about women:
Men often get a harsh treatment for having "wandering eyes", and they spend too much time trying to defend themselves that they forget that their accuser is actually a master of multi-tasking. Pay close attention and you will realize that your woman notices other men, other women and if you notice other women as well...all at the same time. While you are so caught up trying to "Ninja-up" your looking technique, your woman has already noticed the cute guy by the bar, the hot girl who may be a threat, and the athletic babe with a hot body she envy...all that while noticing which one of the two girls you are drooling at...you may be a pig, but she's the one with real wandering eyes.
All men think about is sex...men's brain is between their legs...men get such a bad rap for their presumed excessive libido. It seems that the dance is about men trying, and women attempting to restrain the appetite. And when a man finally achieves his goal, they say he got lucky...the fascinating thing is that for all the "Women can live without sex, men can't", it is impressive that once we hit the sack, suddenly the expert is not the one who constantly "think" about sex, but the one who seemingly is always saying No to it. Let's face it, women end up being technically superior, creatively dominant and extremely perfectionist when it comes to sex to just casually think about it...next time you see your girlfriend wash glasses, sweep the floor, pump the gas in the car...believe there is a sexual thought somewhere...and if it wasn't for a childlike demanding attitude and fragile ego...they'd admit it...they love sex more than we do.
3. They can eat
For all the education that young men receive about treating women, Food provides the biggest surprise. Open the door for them, Check. Pick up items that fall on the floor for them, Check. Pull the chair at dinner, ask for a dance, compliment her dress, offer flowers, etc...all good. Food is ready, Ladies first... Wake up call!!!!! ladies first because it is assumed that women don't eat that much, ladies first because it is assumed that if men go first, women will starve....yeah right. I had a few open-eyes experience to know that "Food is ready, Ladies first" can be gastronomic suicide. After all, they eat when they're sad, they eat when they're stressed, they eat when happy, and of course they eat when hungry...a good lady don't eat much is a defense mechanism...why do you think they're always dieting...don't be fooled...Women can eat like the best of us.
4. They can be vain
Three things I am sure women cannot leave without: the cellphone, chocolate and mirrors. Obsessed with their look, concerned by the look of others, incapable to walk next to a reflective surface without posing to check themselves out...they have two feet, but request a zillion shoes. The love story between women and their appearance is well chronicled. They'll tell you "every women is obsess with one part of her body that she hates"...yeah, ok, but that leaves pretty much 99% of herself that she adores. Think about it, a beautiful woman by a man's side is a trophy, a good looking man by a woman's side is an accessory: good enough to be paraded and showed off, but tame enough not to overshadow the glory of madam. A beautiful woman is the greatest achievement of a man, a good looking man is another tool a woman uses to make other women jealous and enhance her own Charisma....oh vanity.
5. They can redefine what stealing is:
A woman is a prize to be conquered, a man a property to be stolen...When a man sees something he likes that someone else has, he hopes to get the same. A woman will hope to possess the very object of her desire. A man attempt to emulate, a woman strive to substitute. Men are often viewed as ultra competitive, but in truth, women are more competitive, they just tend to get real nasty in doing so that it's better to keep it "in the closet". Women can subtly take over your entire life right under your nose and you'll never realize, you'll just find yourself living for them. Men and their macho nature wants the audience when they're in a quest, and the acclaim when they succeed; Women...they are like cold blooded snakes, subtle, sneaky, controlling things from behind the scene...no wonder that behind every great man, there is a great woman; and behind every fallen man, there is also a great woman who took him down...don't knock yourself Tiger, at the top or not, a woman would take the credit...
6. So greedy
The only thing that women like better than making their own money is spending the man's money. Women will complain about the professional glass ceiling, the disparity in salaries and economic independence; however, they never see a problem with women get in free before midnight, women drink free all night, child support, alimony, etc...when it suits them, they are an economic force to be reckoned with, and in other times, the poor female victim that is so dependent on her man...leave it to them to prop up the ego of the male, and when expenses comes, he proudly pulls out his wallet...and when that day comes where he is caught with a bimbo half his age...the good ol lady is financially secured with her saving, and extra cash from whatever punishment our philandering yahoo is getting...smart, very smart...but I'm a guy..so I say GREEDY....
7. A violent nature
Yeah...like I'm going to go there...safety first....
In conclusion, that creature that we call woman is far from perfect, actually she shares many of the shortcomings she accuses man of having. What is also worth learning from all this is that women do not necessarily enjoy being on diets all the time, or depriving themselves from a succulent chocolate cake. Walking on heels is not necessarily comfortable and healthy for your toes. Going to the hairdresser, doing manicure, makeups takes time and is not an innate knowledge. Clothes, shoes and accessory cost money and the best looking ones are not necessarily the most comfy ones...having to debate with oneself if natural desires such as sex, attraction, companionship, intimacy are within the framework of social acceptance and standard can be like solving a complicated equation...yet woman do that all day, for years...they do it for themselves and for us...most of the time for us, so we may have the decency to notice the effort and time spent, and even if it doesn't lead anywhere, we can at least have the merit of telling them something like :"nice dress miss, you look beautiful today".
They may brush it off, not answer, ignore you or simply tell you that they are not interested right away...but for all the effort put in trying to look beautiful, at least they'll pursue their day with the satisfaction that at least the discomfort, and the effort was not in vain. They will leave feeling a lot better about themselves that the few seconds before they met you...this I know much...Looking good ladies.
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