The Paradigm

Okay, they say misery loves company...hum...I say Misery attracts mockery rather.

It appears that the revelation of my mostly unsuccessful attempts to be hitched did not bring forth much sympathy. Two responses caught my attention in the past days. I am single because:

1. I am a man in a boat with a goat in the middle of a Storm, God sends an helicopter and a bigger boat to save me, but I die because I can't recognize His actions.


2. I Had all the good ones, but let them go, now I am alone

In other words, either I am so dumb I wouldn't recognize my future wife even if she was standing in front of me dressed in white in a chapel; Or, I am being punished because for my youthful cockiness. Well, it is all so plausible, but I am more comfortable in the idea that maybe God and I do not speak the same language, or the best has yet to come...either ways, not my fault, let's move on...:-)

Now how can God give me that elusive beauty? could have been so simple, but then again, I was hit by a cold shower: There is a rule book. For God to help me, I must go by His standard.

So?

Well, it means that the stunning beauty with a perfect face, standing at 5 ft 6, with 36-22-40 is out of the way...that isn't really fair. Didn't God promised the desire of my heart? I may have been better served with online dating.

Yeah, we saw how that one went....when you sign up for facebook, online dating, etc...don't you see and accept the terms and agreement? Isn't it required if you want to enjoy the services you seek? well, if you want to enjoy God's dating services, you have to read and sign the terms and agreement as well. I'll start with Proverbs 31 in your case...lol

Hum...I guess it's true (stupid voice of reason), There is no sense asking God for a woman, if I do not understand what He describes as a good woman. My hope is that He lives up to His terms and agreement, because online dating really played me between the promise and the response...Alright, let's read that book, and see if self-respect, kindness and reverence are better than wild, sexy and independent.

This is already harder than normal.....geez!!!!